BMM - I'll Try To Make Friday Funny

Today is Fridays: May I share something funny?
Fridays = the starts of weekends! BOOYA. Reason to celebrate and laugh on it's own--plus, who doesn't want to see something amusing after a long week?

So the other day I get an email at work from my hubby.

He sends me a picture (which I deleted cause I about barfed) of this little lady...

Which one is real?

holding a purple Crayola brandishing a booger on the end. I'm not shitting you. Dry heaving over my keyboard I emailed him back asking him if that is what I think it is. Now mind you, everyone I know, knows that I canNOT stomach snot, boogers, hockers, loogies – oh Jesus cheese-wiz I think I’m gonna get sick.

See where I’m going with this?

So anyways I speared you the picture which I wanted to post so badly. I didn’t think you wanted to stare down the barrel of a loaded crayon.

After he told me "its" what I thought it was, I could feel my body go weak and filling with nausea. He then proceeds to tell me he “can’t get the purple off.”

“You can’t get the purple off? How about taking the *holds hand over mouth* booger off the purple. I’m sure that’ll work better.”

“No I can’t get the purple off of her face.”

WHA-! Here she was digging so hard for her buried treasure that she had colored on her face. When my hubby brought my daughter to work (we work different shifts at the same place and do a switch-a-roo) she says “I got me booga out wiff a ca-yon!” and showing her brightest smile.

Ugh, and again my horror starts all over.

Have a great weekend everybody. Hope it’s booga free!